TRAVEL

with Art Flaming

All right, so the summer's almost over and it's a
little late for advice on where to take your summer
vacation. It's really not my fault. I've got issues.
My mother locked me in a closet til I was eight (she
still comes over once in a while for a good, nostalgic
game of hide and go seek), and my Dad...well, go mail
a letter and you'll probably see him there. I don't
think I'm really a good person to be discussing
travel, being that I didn't go out-of-state until I
was 15, and that for a violation of my existing
parole, and that's a whole other story that I would
really rather not go into. She was my cousin, for
chrissake, and if you can't have a little fun with
your cousin, geez...I could see if it had been my
sister or something like that...

Anyway...

So my best advice is pick a good spot and go. I mean
make sure the cat is fed(din't have a cat when I was
younger 'cause I used to do really nasty things to
animals. I had some real problems.) Pick the best
mode of transportation (I don't know, a car is good.
I stole a car once. Drove around for a while. It was
fun.), maybe fly if you got the money. I need money.
Here's my address if you want to get any additional
travel information or just want to send money:
Art Flaming or "Bo"
c/o Joliet Correctional facility
Joliet, IL 60608

Happy travels!