COOKING WITH CHEF STUPID

Gretting cookers! For those of you who are summer
cooking afficina...afficion...fans, we've got the
perfect summer recipe for you. It's fun, easy (not as
easy as my sister), airy, light-weight (isn't that the
same as airy?), and a perfect answer for that hot
summer day question, "What the hell are we gonna do,
it's so damn hot?"

SUMMER MUD PIE
Ingredients
2 cups dirt
1 cup water
Air (1/2 cup)
1 unopened box unflavored Jell-O Brand as endorsed by
Bill Cosby

Mix all ingredients together. Chill--I mean, let sit
30 mins, then serve. Your family will love you!
(Unless they already don't, in which case they will
kill you.)