YOUR HOROSCOPE

with Elvira Goodwell

Greetings fans of the stars! This is a good time for
you to stop staring up at the sky and relax.
Actually, Pluto will be making an appearance this
month...what a dog! Neptune is in line with Jupiter,
but who cares!

This is a good month for money. I didn't ever know a
time that WASN'T good for money. One of your friends
will have a special gift for you soon--let's hope it
isn't a meat cleaver buried in your skull!

Virgos...never mind. Libra...this is a good time for
you to travel, as seeing the nuclear waste from that
power plant is making a beeline for your $500,000
house and will suck you, your kids and that grand
piano to never-neverland.

And now some specific advice:

PISCES (Feb. 22-Mar. 21) (Or thereabouts)
You're a fish...not much else to say about that.