AND NOW OUR POLITICAL ANALYST, SHEP LEE ANALCOM

Friends...and I know you are...our political climate
changes as often as predictions for El Nino...and I do
not say that to court the Hispanic vote. Washington
says (not George, he's dead) that they will weed out
corporate corruption wherever it lies (and it lies).
But wasn't this the same administration that bolstered
Enron and tells the oil companies they may seek any
fair market price as long as its fair to them?

Stocks are safeguarded a thousand different ways, and
yet the market fluctuates more than Carnie Wilson's
waistline? We may not crash, but will we burn? Does
anyone care?

Oh the humanity!

But do not despair. Faster than you can say "Enron
Field is now Minute Maid Park" or "No more TWA Dome,"
help is on the way. Leaders are stepping forward as
we speak. They are not Democrats nor Republicans.
They do not care about your median income, whether you
support public or private funding for new stadiums.
They don't even live here.

They are the bold creatures from the planet Uranus.

These Uranites say little. But they are prepared to
act boldly, to do whatever it takes to make this world
great again.

Or they may just eat us.

So stand up, and be counted! Aggressiveness tastes
good, so these suitors from the outer planets just
what we're made of (before they require labeling).
And the next time someone asks you where the next
great ideas come from, you tell them:

They come from Uranus.