FLASHBACK

This Date in History
July 26, 1798

--General George Washington is enjoying his Virginia
retirement, although he will be dead soon. He has
misplaced his false teeth, which causes him to tell
his wife, Martha, "hddjeuj sjsgdfkj hdhd, bitch."
--Eli Whitney invents the cotton gin. Actually, he
invents the phrase "cotton gin", and has no idea what
a cotton gin is. He's slow.
--Not much else happened today.